Well my name's Kurt. I'm a musician, I play guitar.
I have many middle names, some of which are danger, legend, and muscles.
I'm scared to flex in public because usually my muscles rip through my skin they're so big.
I have to apologize for frequently not lacking being awesome. Sorry. Other than this, I have a wide sense of humor and I'm very friendly and super easy to make conversation with. Because sadly, yes I do like the sound of my own voice.